With arcanery and chicanery,
I transmute lines into letters,
letters into words,
words into paragraphs,
paragraphs into chapters,
chapters into books,
books into bookbucks,
and bookbucks into all the most exquisite pizzas.
I also don’t really need to promote anything at the moment, so instead of hanging out here among the digital tumbleweeds, why don’t you go visit my Twitter feed or my infrequently updated blog or literally any other website instead?
Have a very very very nice day, you cool cat!